Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.

Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...

by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

Sex Chest

a very nice set of breasts that you want to make the sex with.

My Friend Kristen Bought Herself a Sex Chest.

by Nick Nicholas Nick October 18, 2008

Chest Pepperoni

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis

So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

chest patties

The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits.

Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties!

by Max. L January 19, 2008

Fat Chested

A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".

"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."

by Party Crashers October 11, 2009

chest cannons

Large, attractive breasts

"God damn, look at the chest cannons on that girl over there"

by ry sly July 22, 2008

Community Chest

The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.

Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.

Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.

by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009