cheeseball

A guy who says ridiculously stupid things in an attempt to get laid, thus ruining his chances.

Cheeseball: You're more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.

Female Respondent: Dude, I'm fifty fucking four years old, and I've actually seen a mirror in the current millennium. Anyway, even when I was her age that would have been an absurd statement.

Cheeseball: Oh, how could you insult me by implying I'm not telling the truth?

FR: OK, cheeseball, that's it. Get the fuck out.

by romanesco September 7, 2010

Cheesecake Factory

A place with large amounts of cheesecake(poon) such as clubs, the playboy mansion etc.

"Hey man you wanna go to the cheesecake factory on friday night?"
"Nah its cool brah, I got my monkey at home."

by afrothunda_69 March 9, 2009

Boston Cheesecake

its when people (10 is best if ur pro) cum in a girls ass, filling it up, then put a mini boston flag in it. represent of course!

i spent hours cleaning myself after i got a boston cheesecake.

by blanknicole March 25, 2011

Brookneal Cheesecake

when you take a girl to long john silvers, then go to hechts and buy her a pair of sunglasses, then you say bye to the girl and she hugs you

I'm goin out this week after work and i'm gonna get a Brookneal Cheesecake from Rebecca

by Major JMC September 5, 2008

Boisenberry Cheesecake

The females only variety of the known Cheesecake and Chocolate Cheesecake in which a classless woman on her period drops her pants on an unsuspecting sleeping idiot and rubs her bloody vagina on his nose.

"Bob was sleeping and Ellen surprised him with a Boisenberry Cheesecake ."

by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008

cheeseball

In Madden for game consoles, a non-simulation gamestyle that takes advantages of weaknesses in the game engine instead of winning the way a real team would (ie, running the same play over and over, going for it on 4th and 20 in the 1st quarter, running a goal line offense on 2nd and 20 on your own 30, etc.)

I won't play against opponents who would rather play cheeseball than football.

by Icelandair January 16, 2008

Anal Cheesecake

When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.

I gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night!!!

by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011