cheens

noun - a certain type of organism, closely related to germs. looks pretty sus. goes by names of scrotum, norman and parselton.

adjective - used to describe something thats a bit yuck - like the stuff left over after washing up or dried yoghurt/sour milk
verb - to cheen or not to cheen

"Have you seen Scrotum today? He looks pretty cheens"
"It's cheensing raining"
"Big cheens on a plate big cheens"

by cheens October 16, 2023

Seattle Cheese Steak

A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.

We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak

by bestfuckever April 1, 2011

Nutsack Cheese

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.

Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Mochi Cheeks

It implies that someone has soft cheeks. Mochi is used to refer to a cute person.
It is a popular adjective and it's not exclusively a nickname for BTS' Jimin.

Mochi is also a Japanese dessert.

Look how soft his cheeks are! He definitely has mochi cheeks.

by achascuseme May 29, 2019

coochie cheese

a gunky paste which smells like coochie/fish and builds up when you haven't showered or you're just plain nasty

"i like to smell my own coochie cheese, it's addictive."
"do you have coochie cheese, anna?"

by rockpink17 October 24, 2020

Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉

Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo

by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019

Cheese Rolling

The act of developing software whereby everyone flings themselves collectively and dangerously down a hill at breakneck speed in pursuit of a common, unattainable goal with dubious value.

Dave: Yes, but if we create a single factory that returns an abstraction of those functions then we can replace their use with a simple, single call. It'll only take me a few weeks to implement and rewrite all the unit tests to use it.
Bob: Yeah that sounds amazing! Nice and clean.
Susan: We are cheese rolling here.

by stupidgeeks April 19, 2017