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chelseatology

the study of chelseaing some one. when u say uve been chelsead its the greater understanding of ignoring someone and it helps u realease any tension in ur mind, it also helps you ignore a person that is a constant problem or ignorance in ur life. the study of situautions like this are very detailed and they can last for 8 months until u are fully fluent in chelseatology
Nick: wow you're ignoring kristen pretty good
The Don: yeah i know.

Nick: how do you do that?
The Don: Chelseatology my friend.
by newpaltzhuggie December 6, 2010
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made in chelsea

A British reality television series about the lives of a group of young, wealthy men and women who make us Brits look like a bunch of posh, arrogant fools with their ‘expensive’ clothing and 100 pounds of makeup. A bit like TOWIE but more depressing.

This show has no real storyline, but if you’re interested in the same repetitive bs such as who’s cheated on who (like anyone gives a shit) as well as loads of other overly exaggerated relationship drama, you’ll love this show.
“DiD u WaTcH mAdE iN cHeLsEa LaSt NiGhT?!?!?!?!”
“No, why what happened?”
“LoUiSe SlEpT wItH jAmIe!!”

“....so same as every other episode?”
“....yep pretty much
by SaltySpoon178 February 2, 2019
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chelsea clinton

a term used to describe the inside of an infected bleeding anus
with a dirty condom stuck inside.
i went to have sex with your girlfriend after you, but she had a chelsea clinton, which made it harder to finish.
by the rusty helmet March 3, 2012
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Chelsea

The most badass bitch you'll ever come in contact with! She's very loud and very proud.
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, mess with her, she's not afraid to kick some ass.
Chelsea has the most beautiful blue eyes you can get lost in, her hair is soft like a bunny, her personality is epicly awesome, and she's a cute short girl who loves a tall guy.
Often referred to as "Mama Bird" or "Big Booty Judy" Chelsea is loved by most and feared by all!
She is also the best girlfriend any guy could ever dream of, she does everything she possibly can for her man, and she doesn't mind!
A spunky, attractive, funny, street-smart, Ginger who knows how to talk her way out of anything and get what she wants by manipulating those she needs to in order to get what she wants. Chelsea is typically a warm-hearted lady who will help everyone she can in anyway she can. She is a great listener and the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
She treats her friends like family, especially her younger friends, she tends to "adopt" the younger kiddos as her own kids.
All in all, Chelsea is one of the best people to have in your life. Once you have her, NEVER let her go, EVER.
guy 1: "hey have you met chelsea yet?"
guy 2: "no not yet. why?"
guy 1: "you have to meet her! you'll fall in love!"
by toastyladyyy September 26, 2013
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Chelsea Syndrom

A person who is intimidated by large groups of people and is therefore afraid to speak. This person will hardly ever say a word, but will laugh with the group and look interested. However, this person will be very talkative outside of a large group of people.
Uh-oh, Tatiana has Chelsea Syndrom. She hasn't said a word all day.
by Seanie G August 14, 2007
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Chelsea Grin

Hiigaferb: "Listening to sonnet of the wretched, by chelsea grin, makes me cum blood."
bob "EW SAMEE AJWEANWUAREBEC"
by poopscoop12 November 15, 2010
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Chelsea Boy

Chelsea Boy" is a type. Nice looking, good bod, groomed and manicured and resides in the Chelsea section of Manhattan. Things he deems most important are working out, partying and his looks. The homosexual form of a heterosexual "bro."
by Bob's Cakes December 29, 2010
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