Chaldean Spear

When a man (often of chaldean decent) is inserting his penis and it comes out the other way.

*Samantha enters in a wheelchair*
Emma: What happened to Samantha
Jessie: I heard she Jack out a chaldean spear in hear

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.

"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"

by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023

Chaldean Minute

The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.

Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.

Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."

by Mack34 August 12, 2024

Chaliyah

Chaliyah is very fat and she’s a african with bad breath, she’s also very bald and she doesn’t know how to take showers properly watch out for her.

Chaliyah is very obese guys.

by Von😍😂 March 29, 2025

Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed

Look over there his a blessed Chaldean.

by Gino123 September 21, 2018

The Chalkeaters

“Some guys who decided to produce overproduced shitpost in form of animated music videos on the Internets.” -Their YouTube bio.

“Have you ever heard of The Chalkeaters?”

“I have! I love their songs!”

by ShyEye January 18, 2025

Prof. Chaviea

When someone fucks up hard misspronouncing a name and tries to cover their steps

We were having a conversation when, He fucked up the name royally and tried to cover his tracks and thought his name was Prof. Chaviea and not Prof. Xavier.

by Lekkudabekku June 11, 2018