Charley

Someone who has an obese black Labrador and does not wash for long periods of time. U can only find these animals in sea world at the whale section and if u see one u are very lucky. They resemble cows but also resemble a worm at the same time. These things will try and get animals just so they can make them morbidly obese and eventually kill them due to heart disease. Charleys are not skinnieee at all and are little bitches that are giro. They will bribe and scam their family and friends for money just so they can buy animal crossing. Stay away from Charley’s if u want to stay skinny.

That girls dog is obese her owner must be a Charley

by Skinny of the legends May 8, 2020

charley

The name given to the toilet when one has drank too much and must hurl. The act of visiting Charley would be voiced as “I think I need to go see charley.”

ohhh i dont feel so hot, i think i need to go talk to charley

by raven21 November 5, 2005

Charley

The kind of bitch - girl likely to show up in Mean Girls 3. At first seemingly sweet, a Charley will lure you into a friendship with her, until you are completely under her grasp. Then, she acts like queen bee and tries to force you to do what she wants. You try to stand up to her, she knocks you down. And sometimes you are the only one that sees her evil. She then kicks you away, playing the hurt friend, and turns all your friends against you. Watch out. This isn't a girl to befriend, though she may seem enchanting

Friend: " Oh Charley, I love her! She is sooooooo nice! And sassy."
You: "No one will ever know what really happened. . . "

by -Friends forever, till the end June 30, 2017

charley

1.A cheap item bought to look expensive but looks cheap.
2. Something that breaks easily.

Man where did you get that charley watch from. This charley computer never works when i want it to.

by Wepnx May 26, 2006

Charleybrowning

A sequence of related events: first, tricking your grandmother into believing you are a nudist; next, getting her to take her clothes off; next, making her sit indian-style on the front lawn; then, ordering a pizza to be delivered; then, chitchatting with the delivery boy about an arbitrary topic of your choice; and finally, beating the pizza money out of your grandmother with a butcher's cleaver; truly, this is a most perverse sexual fetish

Does this one really need an example? Okay, here goes:

I hate my grandfather. He never leaves the house, and he doesn't own a butcher's cleaver, so Charleybrowning my gram-gram is fucking impossible.

by Robin Pisshole August 20, 2006

Charley Horse Clambake

When a bunch of stinky lesbians get together and have an orgy.

go watch some lesbians then you'll know what a charley horse clambake is.....

by thene0niki April 21, 2009

Charley

A boy who all the girls love, he is Also very funny, that is why everyone knows him. He is also very tall and is a sports lover.

Hi Charley let’s get lunch.

by Daphyduck January 22, 2020