Boof Kavanaugh

When you boof, do a Devil’s Triangle, get the girl pregnant and then can’t get an abortion because you made it illegal.

I pulled Boof Kavanaugh last summer and it might get me in trouble at Yale if my dad’s lawyer doesn’t call the dean.

by intellektualspew October 7, 2018

Kavanaugh

To downright lock someone in a room and attempt to rape them as a young adult or teen but not succeed at penetration and proceed to get fired from your job.

You know Jared? He Kavanaughed Clara, he was mad drunk.

by De_licious October 1, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb.

A man grabs a female with privilege or ill intent.

"Nah, bro. I don't care how much beer you had. You can't Kavanaugh her like that."

by IDFWU... October 5, 2018

kavanaugh

A drunken male sex offender who targets himself exclusively towards females.

My God, if I see that kavanaugh on my porch again, I swear to God I will beat the shit out of him for abusing my daughters!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 5, 2018

kavanaugh

A boisterous, drunken, licentious, preppy college boy

Stay away from that drunk guy wearing the Yale hoodie, he's totally a kavanaugh!

by Timmyinyin October 6, 2018

Cavanagh

Gay as fucking spaghetti and cheese but so gay you can't even touch his wang without starting a hardcore gay orgy. However his voice makes my panties drop as soon as his him say meow. He is a short lil midget but has nips the size of baseball bats. Plays garen all the time cause he's a big boy. Only eats the finest Mr Noodles. YOLO SWAG MY NIGGY.

Doood dis Cavanagh guy is so badass.

by ManCatXX November 9, 2013

kavanaugh

A sexual predator who uses his drunkenness to claim no memory of, and thus no responsibility for, his behavior

Hey man, you can't just kavanaugh her like that...

by Emperor Corwin October 9, 2018