Astronaut Tejas

Aspiring Astronaut | Public figure | Future Mars Walker

Astronaut Tejas is Future Mars Walker and Aspiring Astronaut . Youngest astronaut

by anonymous November 24, 2021

astronaut in the ocean

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

by niggadick9000 December 24, 2021

Astronaut Highschool

Welcome to the “A” where hoes have sex near the auditorium and always wanna have “beef” but not fade about it. Where nobody knows anybody unless your somebody. Where girls walk around the hallways stomping clapping and singing annoyingly (the cousins) but nobody fucks with them because everybody ducks with them. Where big bitches wanna fight lil girls and act tough until I wanna fade and duck off. Where administrators don’t care about the students until something happens and the mulllet boys are finally cutting there mullets off. Where girls get abortions like they change their underwear. Lol welcome to Astro.

“Don’t you go to astronaut highschool??”
“Yea surprised I haven’t unalived myself”

by Big dookie ville May 9, 2022

Cashonaut

A cashed up person who pays to be sent into space to partake in space related activities.

These 'Cashonauts' have paid extreme amounts of cash to be rocketed up in to orbit above the earth, yet they have not been selected through regular means of recruitment as seen with various international nations where potential astronauts go through years of evaluation, testing and vigorous training prior to being especially selected for space missions, these people have paid for the privilege to be once of the few to use private funding to be sent into space.

by Jew-Lee-Ett Nin-Er May 24, 2023

Astronaut

The key word in his nickname is "Astronaut"/ "Baby Astronaut" or "AstronautKid" ChicagoKid is well-known for expressing his Drug use through his music with Xanax,Percocets, Ecstacy, and Also Lean and Weed. He earned the Nickname From How Intensely High He Gets That he feels like he's "out of this world".

Yo I'm trying to get high as Astronaut, but I'm scared i might get too high and overdose.

by ChicagoKid's Nickname July 23, 2023

dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.

"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."

by Anron90 December 23, 2019