Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel October 14, 2011

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy

My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket

by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

choose to mask it, or choose a casket

hey , its your choice. cover your face and live or support the funeral business

hey everybody, remember before you go out there. choose to mask it, or choose a casket

by burbman1969 December 4, 2020

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021