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by Will_l.1 July 23, 2018
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Charisma Man

A nickname given to one whose Charisma is so incredibly high that he could even make a lesbian simp for him. He can also get out of any situation imaginable and is so incredibly convincing, cunning, and witty to the point of making him untouchable. Now anybody can become a Charisma Man. It takes trail after trial to become the most charismatic man at your school, your workplace, or even the entire universe.

The Trials include:
Knowing the Bro Code
Giving an incredibly good first impressions
Being king of either the Joks, the Nerds, the bullies, or that guy who is always drunk at the party
Not simping over girls but girls simping over you
If you fail on the simp task, go through a Redemption arc.
Must have at least 10 friends
Also has to always have a coach to guide him
Has to have the Homies respect
Is always somehow mod on Discord
Has to be Homie sexual
"Bro Charisma man just convinced the cafeteria lady to give him free food. Don't know why but he did"

"That damned Charisma Man just asked a Lesbian out on a date and she said yes bro. May have been just a glorified hangout sesh but it still counts bro"

"He ate an ice cream sandwich in one bite my guy, oh he also got a 69% for his math final cause he convinced his teacher to round it up. Even though it was at a 68.4"
by Chiip June 12, 2020
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Mr. Charisma

A white guy who in his home country couldn't get a date to save his life, but upon moving to an Asian country has no shortage of offers. By virtue of his pasty skin, he is transformed from pudgy geek into Mr. Charisma.
Look at Dave, texting one of his new girls, totally playing at being Mr. Charisma.
by mister_cj June 30, 2009
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Chrismahanukwanzakah

It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.
by yosoysean December 23, 2004
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Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica

The joint celebration of Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanzaa
I'm tired of saying happy holidays, that's generic and gay....so Merry Chrisma-Hanu-Kwanz-ica and Happy New Year!!
by Jaron_1 December 27, 2006
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chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.
hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!
by HRM SMK April 2, 2008
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Carissa

Carissa is a sweet girl who loves to dance, sing, and especially jump. She is constantly laughing. She’s nice, funny, sweet, funny, and beautiful. She loves to laugh and make jokes. She participates in tons of extracurriculars, too. She’s moderately artistic and moderately athletic. She’s very creative, too. She enjoys hanging out with her friends and loved ones.
Did you Carissa yesterday? She was with her best friends, of course.
by not jennifer lopez May 22, 2019
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