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capitalism

An economic system that forces people to make something of themselves, instead of sitting around doing nothing and getting paid for it, like in stupid communist countries. Capitalism rewards the hardworking people of America and other capitalist countries...until the liberal government comes along and takes it away to give to the lazy faggots on welfare...
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anti-capitalism capitalism

1. anti-capitalism capitalism

noun

a political ideology in which one is a capitalist but also is an anti-capitalist.

• one proposed idea for the praxis of anti-capitalism capitalism is exploiting the loopholes of capitalism to make it collapse from the inside.

• a common meme form of praxis is when one simply buys capitalism for the sole purpose of destroying it right afterwards.
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2. anti-capitalism capitalist

noun
noun: anti-capitalism capitalist; plural noun: anti-capitalism capitalists

someone who supports and/or advocates for anti-capitalism capitalism.
1.

“Hey, have you heard of this new ideology? It’s called anti-capitalism capitalism.”
“Isn’t that an oxymoron?”
Absolutely not. You’re the moron for thinking that it is.”

2.
“What are your political leanings?”
“Me? I don’t know where my views would fit in. I’m an anti-capitalism capitalist.”
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capitalize on it

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it
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Capitalization

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.
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Capitalism.

Money that u get because of money
Dude 1: Why are these books $300 each, thats wayyy too much money for a book.
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money
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Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.
Capitalism is all for me.
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Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.
Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.
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