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D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.
"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."
by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018
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Capacitor of eel

A school of eels gathering around or hunting together
In between the rocks, a capacitor of eels came out of hiding to chase after a tetra.
by Davidpienk January 31, 2021
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Capacitor in the microwave

When you take apart a computer for the uranium capacitors and lithium battery and make meth while guarding your house with 3 butaium cans at 50000ftlbs each to .3g of production grade uranium in a pressure chamber of the microwave or firearm to manufacture a nuclear 3xplosion
Yell Capacitor in the microwave to ensure eyes
by Cody5050 December 21, 2022
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Capacitor Boomer

A capacitor boomer is an old guy above trying to hold on to his youth by relating to his younger peers
That capacitor boomer is reading the generational slang dictionary again so he can relate with his youth peers
by Insane Jesus July 27, 2024
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care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you
Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing
by Kevlaa January 28, 2010
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Fucks Capacitor

A slang term for the mons pubis, the pubic mound that forms a shape reminiscent of the Flux Capicitor from the Back to the Future trilogy.
Why do you call it a FUPA? It's called a Fucks Capacitor!
by FatThesaurus February 24, 2023
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Electrolytic capacitor

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat
Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.
by Canigetaaaaaaaa March 15, 2023
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