A unique individual who prides himself in making the stupidest puns. His somewhat strange sense of humour often has people laughing at him, not with him.
Friend: I'd prefer not to eat that salad.
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
Calan: Lettuce not partake in the salad!
Friend: Oh my god, please stop..
Calan: I carrot hear you!
Friend: ...
by fappingmushroom December 1, 2013
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Tay:Did you see Calen walking down the street today?
Maddy:Yeah! He was looking Finneee.
Shar:He sure was.
Tay:Um.... Be right back.
Maddy&Shar:Ok.
Tay:*Chases after Calen*
Maddy:Yeah! He was looking Finneee.
Shar:He sure was.
Tay:Um.... Be right back.
Maddy&Shar:Ok.
Tay:*Chases after Calen*
by TheLovelyTay June 28, 2009
Get the Calen mug.I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended
by kwil January 18, 2009
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Get the Calinnn mug.Used as a male and female name. Often heard in Western Europe meaning "Brave, yet humble." Often describing a ranch-hand.
Who was it that pulled us back to the village after our ran off?
Oh that was Cahlyn, he's a good seed.
Oh that was Cahlyn, he's a good seed.
by NameHistory August 2, 2017
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by gerbil123 June 8, 2018
Get the Calena mug.Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.
Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!
by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019
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