Calloway

The best boyfriend a girl could ask for! A Calloway is handsome, kind, caring, and funny. He is truly perfect

Girl: my boyfriend is Calloway!

Girl 2: wow your so lucky!

by Emily white May 24, 2013

Calhoun Middle School

The fucking worst school ever with janitorial rapists, little bitches who want to fight you, and all of the terrible, but plentiful, your mom jokes. This school in buttfuck Texas, is the most shamed upon school, where all the police officers and parents are scared to go, which is why everyone takes the bus besides those poor fatfucks. Do not even mention this school to anyone or else you are the problem in today's society.

Timothy: Did you see that kid that went to Calhoun Middle School? That kid is probably a fucker just because he went there!
Billy Joe: He a hoe.

by Baskinmycoolness February 6, 2017

calmos

(Noun) The opposite of Chaos- creating a calm atmosphere after a chaotic event.

What a nice calmos after a frustrating week.

by Kyrgyz August 6, 2010

Caloha

The spontaneous disrespect and disregard that Californians demonstrate for people who do not belong to their chosen social group.
The polar opposite of Hawaiian aloha.

Example 1
"I feel so isolated and alone since moving to California!"
"Sounds like you've gotten a good dose of Caloha..."

Example 2
"People in San Francisco are so pissy and cold, what's up with that?"
"It's just their Caloha, Bra."

by King of Cups August 8, 2013

high caloric

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

Callous

Not giving a rat's ass about anything.
The extreme of all apathy.
Not giving a fuck.
Lack of all things binding one's emotions to any actions they commit.

That man is so callous. He has a family of a wife and six kids but he still drove his car off of a cliff and into a pile of burning tires because his friend said, "Do it, you won't."

by Clinik December 23, 2009

calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley April 7, 2012