The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016

CALVIN

Calvin is a warm-hearted person. He has a big heart and has no bad intentions. Calvin refers himself as a wolf and underestimate other animals. Calvin is lovable and caring. I admit that he's handsome. He is very talkative and annoying but that's what I like about him. Calvin is a special human because he's patient.

Calvin is the most charming guy in the universe.

by manvswolf June 11, 2018

calvin

a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!

calvin gonna get cha'

by greenfrogs January 7, 2012

calvin

Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.

try Calvin Kadavay ie camel (toe) Kadavay

by big deacon December 14, 2008

Charles Calvin

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

calvin and hobbes

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

by Brian X July 1, 2003