Callum

A truly madcore human being who prides himself on nothing more than waking up every morning and thinking, "Fuck, I'm, such a sick cunt".
Typically, this individual's mad skills are admired by his peers, who aspire to live in his shadow.

Guy#1: You seen that Callum?

Guy#2: Dude! Don't even say his name! We just call him 'God' around here.

Guy#1: Please dont tell him I said that.

by madcunnttt September 9, 2010

callous

Uncaring, indifferent or unconcerned about the feelings or needs of others, heartless, cruel.

The wealthy industrialist rolled his eyes in callous disdain as he brushed past a crying child begging for help.

The school bully callously humiliated a helpless newcomer.

by Lorelili November 19, 2012

Callum T

iPad dribbling spastic

Callum T is an iPad Dribbling spastic

by dangleesack69 December 18, 2019

Callum

The ideal boyfriend for any girl. Excels at everything and is incredibly funny. Very handsome and just generally an amazing person.

I'm so lucky to be dating a callum

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020

Callula

A very pretty name for a girl

Hey look over there, that girl is Beautiful.
She must be called Callula

by Joely Boy July 27, 2009

Callums Corner

A middle aged man who has a tic tac for a head and cant take it when people point it out.

Callums corner is a reactor who has a tic tac head

by 1_up_ping on insta August 17, 2018

Duty calls

What you say when you have to take a shit.

Man thinking to himself:
(Aw man, I have to take a shit!)

Man talking out loud:
Duty calls!

by Njm1234 July 14, 2016