Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006
Get the Callummug. An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.
Wheeeey pastie monster.
by BlargenSploosh January 7, 2010
Get the Callummug. by Jordanielll October 11, 2019
Get the Callummug. a sweet and funny guy who can sometimes be a dick. you are able to trust anything with him no matter what it is
by super dooper definition master June 6, 2018
Get the Callummug. Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.
otherwise known as ditcher
otherwise known as ditcher
You - Hey callum hang with me
Callum - Ok
Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!
Callum - Ok
Callum - Ok
Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!
Callum - Ok
by joe... or something November 26, 2010
Get the Callummug. Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.
by Borts biggest fan December 6, 2011
Get the Callummug. 