Callum

A pedo who can't admit it
Guy:omg your a Callum
Callum:no I'm not I only touched one kid
by UrworstnightmR February 23, 2017
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Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
He thinks he can get into Juilliard? But he's not even remotely good! What a Callum.
by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006
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An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.

Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.

Wheeeey pastie monster.
by BlargenSploosh January 07, 2010
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a sweet and funny guy who can sometimes be a dick. you are able to trust anything with him no matter what it is
person 1: Callum is so nice
person 2: yay but he"s kinda a dick

person 1: i wish i was Callum
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To Callum is to fly to Scotland, in the hopes of "getting some", but returning unsuccessful.
Person 1: How was your weekend?

Person 2: Terrible. A complete Callum.
by Jordanielll October 11, 2019
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Callum is someone who will constantly ditch you for other people and then hang out with you again until his other friends come along. Commonly blonde.

otherwise known as ditcher
You - Hey callum hang with me

Callum - Ok

Callum's other friend - Hey Callum come over here, don't hang with him!

Callum - Ok
by joe... or something November 24, 2010
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Callum or 'Bort' is made famous for its dinosaur like ferocity and panther like stamina. Its well known for its 3rd person dialogue.
♫ The Bort-Rex was strictly herbivore, living on a diet of one herb alone. #420

- Callum
by Borts biggest fan December 06, 2011
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