Calder

DESCRIPTION
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.

SEEING THE CALDER

If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.

THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".

VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.

Calder is tiny af. B) yuh.

by Boxil_ig October 8, 2025

sergio calderon jr

An extremely attractive and talented singer from Redwood City California. He was born on October 6th, 2000. He’s part of a band called In Real Life who were formed on August 24th 2017.

“My favorite member of In Real Life is Sergio Calderon Jr.”

by Sara Orlando May 27, 2018

Sophie Calderon

A Sophie Calderon will always make u laugh. A beautiful Brazilian girl who has a "pi con Pau gringe". Sophie usually has a boyfriend, but secretly loves a "Solomon Sweet". She makes jokes and is good at physics, but not as good as others. Guys, get yourself a Sophie Calderon. She will rock your world.

I once saw a Sophie Calderon

Sophie Calderon, wow!

by MuhammedRachman March 20, 2019

Rebecca Calderon

The weird bitch that asks everyone out but has a boyfriend. she fucking sits on people like what the hell.

rebecca calderon is wierd ass bitch.

by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019

Aj calderon

Irresistibly hot and kinda short but, he will always love his significant other because he has no one else to. If he is your friend/bff, keep him. You know he is mad funny and nice to people he likes, he will roast anyone, and is always perfectly hispanic be he dont speak no spanish.

Aj calderon: hola b*tch
Any of aj’s friends: sup zaddy aj😫😫

by Not Aj calderon August 17, 2021

emelina.calderonn

emelina.calderonn is a tiktoker with great style

“have you seen emelina.calderonn on tiktok?”
“ yes I love her style and he makeup!”

by Hatsune..miku September 3, 2021

Cole calder

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches

“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022