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knacker clackers

A slang term to describe two homosexual men. Derived from the sound made if two blokes could do each other at the same time, thus making their knackers (balls) "clack" against each other.
Julian and his boyfriend Richard were trying a new position that would enable them to shaft each other at the same time when their knackers started clacking. Their friend Steve, watching, cried "What a pair of knacker clackers!"
by Wayne Rooney April 26, 2007
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holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something
Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!
by Ket August 25, 2005
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moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.
child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...
by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010
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Crackers

One who is mad/nuts/quirky.
Our English teacher is crackers.
by A. Whitby June 18, 2003
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ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing
What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.
by CEG September 22, 2008
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Oh crackers.

Something substitute English teachers say when they don't know how to discipline their students and give up.
Oh crackers. They just threw another 'my dick' note.
by Macaulay Culkin27777 September 12, 2010
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death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.
I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.
by Playon September 4, 2006
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