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1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
1.a A female who preys on the self esteem of younger females
2.a A woman who tells a younger woman she needs to go on a Slim Fast diet to lose weight for a man
3.a A bitch who has yet to get laid
CM: "dear, you should marry Chris, but you'll have to lose a bit of weight. I've been telling you to for a while...gotta loose that weight to get that man. He's particular!"
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
M: "wooow, you are a cuntmuffin..."
by Shiara January 6, 2014
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I used to think Marie was pretty chill but turns out she's a cuntmeleon after I heard about that shit she said about me.
by O Juan January 14, 2017
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2. people who are cunts (in the sense of respect and/ or endearment) to the point of the awe of others.
3. people who are cunts (in the sense of insult) to the point of the awe of others. - Being unusually cunty
4. A machine of some sort that looks suspiciously like a cunt.
5. You.
2. people who are cunts (in the sense of respect and/ or endearment) to the point of the awe of others.
3. people who are cunts (in the sense of insult) to the point of the awe of others. - Being unusually cunty
4. A machine of some sort that looks suspiciously like a cunt.
5. You.
1. See that guy, he's a real Cuntmachine...
2. You Cuntmachine!
3. You are being a real Cuntmachine today.
4. Fuck off you Cuntmachine
2. You Cuntmachine!
3. You are being a real Cuntmachine today.
4. Fuck off you Cuntmachine
by Anaal Nath. October 1, 2007
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Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
Someone "Stop being such a cuntmuffin"
by Don't eat a cuntmuffin December 15, 2010
Get the Cuntmuffin mug.(noun) is a large amount of heavy menstrual blood. It can also be used as an insult towards individuals you do not like.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude worst sex ever last night."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Bitch unexpectedly had her period and covered me in cuntmuck"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Tom spilled beer all over my xbox!"
Guy 2: "What a cuntmuck!"
Guy 1: "Dude worst sex ever last night."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Bitch unexpectedly had her period and covered me in cuntmuck"
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Tom spilled beer all over my xbox!"
Guy 2: "What a cuntmuck!"
by stpdass20 March 3, 2011
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