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Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
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Crotch rocket

Crotch rocket, a crotch rocket is a term for a motorcycle or cyclist that likes to gloat about having more than 2 cylinders, common things said by riders that own these bikes are that Harleys are slow, when in reality there trying to compensate for there tiny dick and how they think there special, these riders commonly are what are considered (see squid) squid, by old bikers for there lack of riding skills and how they act stupid on the road.
Jim: Look at the bozo on that crotch rocket
Joe: I bet he thinks he’s god or something on that crotch rocket, I hate squid riders
by Fucurbbrjcusve August 13, 2021
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Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
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Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
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Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018
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