Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

crinkle shitstein

Crinkle Shitstein is a play on words of Rumplestiltskin. It is used to describe someone who looks weird and creepy or like a bootleg Rumplestiltskin

“Look at Crinkle Shitstein over there, he’s about to make a deal with someone for their 3rd son”

by Durbrisbdjanw November 7, 2021

crinkle cut hoe bag

A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.

Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick

by SavageBP November 3, 2017

Crinkled

Getting drunk after drinking liquor from a flattened plastic bottle. The bottle is generally attached to one's person - often taped to a leg and hidden under clothing - and smuggled into a party.

I got so crinkled last night after drinking that booze we snuck into the party.

by festivousdaimyo December 3, 2022

Crinkling fetish

A crinkling fetish is a fetish in which one wears a diaper or watches pictures/videos of others wearing one. This fetish community is dominated by furries, although there are non-furry people who engage in crinkling activities. People with a crinkling fetish often times walk in diapers which are full of their feces, as it makes them feel better than if it were just an empty one. The name for this fetish came from the sound that diapers worn by full sized people make. The crinkling sound increases while walking. You can find a ton of stinky art of furries or ponies in diapers. It truly is a very disgusting image. As weird fetishes tend to link to other, less or more weird, fetishes, the crinkling fetish is often seen in furries or people who call themselves "bronies" (brony for a single individual). If you were to search for images regarding the crinkling fetish, the majority of art you would see would be depicting ponies from the children's cartoon "my little pony". There is also a big percentage of being a victim to art depicting furries in diapers, which can be a slight bit confusing. Be careful out there. Google it if u dare.

John: dude! Did you see the new crinkling art made by little foxy?
Brad: stop it, get some help.
John: u'll never understand us bronies

Julia: I just love the crinkling sound my diaper makes when I walk!
Jack: I believe that you have developed a crinkling fetish, go to a doctor
Julia: no

by Jeffielikesboobs November 26, 2023

Crinkled

When your teammate hits somebody for what they think is a lot, that then turns out to be a little

or could be that there just trash at the game and try to pretend that they did something good when in actually they're worse than shit

trash friend: yo hes one shot hes actually crinkled

you: *shoots him a ton of times* bro hes not 1 shot hes full health

by RiskyBiscuit June 3, 2021