creature seeking

A superstitious engagement focused on the act of seeking out a very unattractive man/woman to perform coitus upon. It is most commonly used as a method by which to get out of a rut.
Man I've just been striking out with these job interviews so I went creature seeking last weekend, railed out a bridge troll, and landed a job the next day!
by Magic Mike & The Big D February 10, 2021
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Benevolent Creature

A man that performs cunnilangus without any expectations of an act of equal or greater value from the receiving party.
Thomas was such a benevolent creature when he went to third base with Fantina last night
by Omnimon1234 September 13, 2011
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Nesting Creature

A nesting creature is usually a person who creates a home for themselves, usually in their room. Often this is down by retreating to their room, away from social situations whereby they eat all of their meals and watch reality tv in their room, or their "nest".
James has become a nesting creature. With multiple pizza boxes on the floor and his reality tv on his laptop, his nest is in strong development.
by sonbean June 19, 2016
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greasy creature

A woman with loose morals who often attends drag races. Also known as a track rat.
That greasy creature could be yours with a win today!
by "Beavis" January 03, 2008
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Sweet Creature

Louis Tomlinson. The Sassmaster from Doncaster. He is the sweetest creature, and inspiration for the song "Sweet Creature" by Harry Styles.
Harry: Lou is my sweet creature.
by HarryJustDoIt June 21, 2021
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zoo creature

A term describing a very unattractive, usually overweight skank. The person in question usually bears resemblance in size or appearance to a cetacean, ungulate, or similar animal, such as a hippo, orca, beluga, manatee, water buffalo, wildebeest, warthog, rhinoceros, or elephant.
"I necessarily didn't wanna bring home any sort of zoo creatures whatsoever. I mean these broads just probably smelled the food at the house." -Mike "The Situation" on "Jersey Shore"

I followed a smokin' hot girl back to her place from the club after pounding Jager bombs all night. By the morning though, she had magically transformed into some kind of enormous zoo creature. She looked so much like a wildebeest that I wasn't totally sure whether I was in her bedroom or the African savanna. I had no choice but to pull the old beat it and beat it move and be swayze before that disgusting swamp donkey awakened from her slumber.
by Nicholas D January 15, 2010
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anal creature

a creature that dwels in your anus and sraches and bites your anus untill raw and sore.
nick is being a bitch i think he has anal creatures
by anal cadets April 23, 2006
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