craigsexual

when you’re attracted to craigs

person a: what’s your sexuality
person b: i’m craigsexual

by oailibir March 13, 2022

to craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist

have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for' probably wouldn't see your ad anyways, doesn't want to talk to you

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

Craigslist pony

exactly what it sounds like-- person, male or female, that posts a personal ad on Craigslist to be treated like a pony.

Gabby: I answered that ad for a Craigslist pony yesterday.
Marissa: How'd it go?
Gabby: It was just some fat chick in stirrups. It was awesome!

by DavidTennantPonyRider October 19, 2011

Bland Crapids

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

craigslist hit and quit

when a guy goes on a date with a girl from craigslist. the man goes straight to her apartment to fuck nothing else. then while he fucks her he cums. but doesn't pull out he cum's in her a then leaves her apartment.
also don't give your real or full name for this to actually work. also use a fake email address and run for the door

its the most genius thing ever and im gonna try it lol.

Lance: i went to morgan's house for a craigslist hit and quit and i blew a load into this girl.

david: wow man how did she react?

Lance: idk i was out the door when i heard the screaming.

by how to get out of Child support December 3, 2007

Claids

Clamydia + Aids = Claids.

This is a disease only the dirtiest nigglets have.

Guy1: OMGWTFBBQ, Did you see that skank?!
Guy2: She totally has claids.

Guy1: OMG bro, did you see dat fine ass nigglet
Guy2: Nigguh, u no she got datz claids beotch.

by Saucebaws November 15, 2011

Chaids

chaids, also known as chav aids

"omg that chav caught chaids"

by Rhys Baylis May 9, 2008