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star craft 

There is no space in starcraft. Star craft is incorrect.
star craft by m2pt5 January 24, 2003

5 minutes craft 

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
5 minutes craft by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019

Tanner Richard Craft 

Joe: Tanner Richard Craft is a big nerd!
Other Joe: I agree, huge nerd!

Lord of the craft

Lord of the Craft is a minecraft roleplaying server populated by a couple hundred socially depraved teens on the internet. The server is owned by Tythus, who spends thousands of dollars on steam and likes to pop on the server to do nothing. The server hosts several inside-joke memes, such as "Edgy" "Toxicity" and also possesses it's own brand of "memes" made by the playerbase. Ave Oren heretics.
Person 1: Yo, have you played Lord of the craft?
Person 2: Nah, I don't enjoy minecraft roleplay servers where tons of teens play.

Guy 1: How's your character on Lord of the Craft going?
Guy 2: Good, good. He's developing at a decent pace.

Douche Craft 

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)
Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!