The act of when individuals in a white-collar environment masquerade as sophisticated, hi-powered professionals with dreams of innovation and corporate-ladder climbing.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
In reality, they are nothing more than simpering, limp mediocrities with little imagination, over-inflated ambition, endless arsenals of vapid buzzwords and half-baked skills that offer nothing to whatever field or industry they happen to be (undeservedly) employed in.
The only thing they happen to share with real professionals who actually do know their shit, are direct as hell and get things done is their passion for their own business attire. Giorgio Armani, Hugo Boss, or hell, even some cheap-ass suit from Target won't hide the fact that these dipshits are out of their depth and pollute the office environment with their infinite, tedious posturing.
Unlike typical cosplay there ain't no hotties strutting around as Wonder Woman and Black Widow, or dudes stomping around as Thor or Batman here. Only simians with ties and lapels are what you can expect.
"Hey Sean, ready to watch the latest round of Corporate Cosplay in the Marketing Dept. Today?"
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
"Jesus Christ. If I hear the word 'artisan' or 'paradigm' from those fuckwits one more time I'm going to crack some skulls."
by No Man's Skyfall December 15, 2016
Get the Corporate Cosplaymug. by Breaksreak July 27, 2016
Get the cosplaymug. by Your irl anime waifu March 21, 2020
Get the Definition of cosplaymug. 1. A really cool guy who caused it always to be clown time
2. Someone who thinks I can not jinx stuff, like loosing his eyeliner but finding his wigcap
2. Someone who thinks I can not jinx stuff, like loosing his eyeliner but finding his wigcap
by I do not know I am not creativ July 25, 2021
Get the Storm..cosplaysmug. 1. A style of costume making displaying the most common techniques and materials of a particular region
2. Cosplay that reflects popular taste or indigenous styles.
can be used as noun or adjective
2. Cosplay that reflects popular taste or indigenous styles.
can be used as noun or adjective
She demonstrated vernacular cosplay when she used the seashells she picked up on the beach in her costume.
Dumpster diving is one way to achieve vernacular cosplay.
Dumpster diving is one way to achieve vernacular cosplay.
by Nac22 September 14, 2017
Get the Vernacular Cosplaymug. The world's premier female cosplayer. She can be found frequenting Danmei groups and reading yaoi porn. Not to be confused with a darling rebellious girl.
by LeahStar Fan 420 February 22, 2024
Get the LeahStar Cosplaymug. An amazing cosplayer, mutual and friend. MASSIVE obsession with tsukishima fr, uh yamaguchi kin, says sorry way too much, pretty asf, and from a tsukishima kin, knows how to throw insults VERY AMAZINGLY, LMFAO.
"oh look! Megasimp_cosplay followed me back, I'm so happy, I love their cosplays!" "Who is megasimp._.cosplay?" "Oh megasimp._.cosplay is an amazing person that deserves so much love and has amazing cosplays!!"
by Handkink101 July 27, 2021
Get the Megasimp._.cosplaymug.