They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019

Being a convenience friend means that you are always someone's last option if they have absolutely no one else to hang out with and nothing to do. When fun stuff is planned they will usually leave you out. You may also find that you are always be the one reaching out to make hangout arrangements. Occasionally the other person may call or text you first but this is rare. This is usually only done at times when money is scarce in order to assess whether you have anything of value which they can mooch off of you.
Bob: "I called Dave to see if he wanted to hangout, but he said he's busy at work even though its Sunday, which is weird because I could've swore I heard a party and laughter in the background. Guess I'm his convenience friend."
by Bob54886555 August 27, 2023

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.
Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.
by DOCTAFUNK March 30, 2021

by Vhegeta April 11, 2019

by hobiwobi April 22, 2022

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021
