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Convenience

One sip a day keeps convenience at bay.
by hobiwobi April 22, 2022
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Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
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Convenience store

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 16, 2019
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convenient racist

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.
Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.
by DOCTAFUNK March 30, 2021
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British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.
Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!
by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
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A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"
Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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Convenient Animosity

It refers to using hostility, anger, or resentment for personal gain, justification, or manipulation, often disguising one's true intentions or motivations. It also refers to a situation where hostility or ill feelings are maintained or expressed because it's advantageous or beneficial to do so, rather than out of genuine dislike. This kind of animosity is often strategic, used to gain some sort of advantage. It can be a person or a a group of people:
Using past conflicts to justify current behavior
Playing victim to gain sympathy
Manipulating situations for personal benefits
Using anger to control conversations
Only reaching out when needing favors, but ignoring otherwise
Criticizing others choices, but expecting support for their own
etc:)

Convenient Animosity can have a really bad impact on relationships (personal and business), making it difficult to rebuild trust and reliability in them.
Certain people only like you when it's convenient to them, when the whole time, they have secret animosity towards you. Call it Convenient Animosity.
by RicoMeezy November 15, 2024
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