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blue slime conga line

A conga line on Minecraft slimes that are blue. (Scares 5% of people on Earth)
by lokigast February 12, 2015
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Conglaturations

Usually a sarcastic congratulations when some fucks up big time when they wanted to succed
You lost the superbowl! Conglaturations!
by Gfdsahjkl June 2, 2018
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Congrampulations!

Something you would say to a man who had just had a grandson or granddaughter as a way of congratulating them.
I heard Jessica just had a little girl. Congrampulations!
by Zeebs The Middle November 1, 2013
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The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.
She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.
by California Brown January 15, 2008
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An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009
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Congresstipated

Forget about that vital legislation.It's Congresstipated.
by Waboa February 13, 2009
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congested

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.
My friend was congested so he could not go to school
by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018
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