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Conceited Corporate Cunt

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.
That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.
by JohnJobee September 29, 2011
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Concert hangover

The crazy headache and full body soreness you get after a crazy concert, also possible injuries or sickness from drinks and a mosh pit at a gigantic concert.
"Dudeeeeee I have sick concert hangover from last night, my heads killing me!"

"That sick mosh pit gave me serious concert hangover"
by Asdfghjkl:; October 6, 2015
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concert depression

After a concert you have been waiting for for ages ends and you have nothing else to look forward to and everything you do reminds you of the concert.
I've got really bad concert depression.
by Em5sos June 5, 2016
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Chris Moss Concert

Say it fast. Chris-Moss (Christmas). So if someone says they're going to the Chris Moss Concert in December, go along with it and tell them you have front row seats. They'll be appalled that you know what they're talking about. They like to refer to Christmas as a person (Chris Moss) and pretend that he's a famous singer/writer. So hurry and get those tickets, because who doesn't love Chris Moss?!??!
Clare: OMG I'm soooo excited for the Chris Moss Concert on December 25th!
David: Who the heck is Chris Moss??!?
Clare: Wow, you've never heard of him? He's a christian-pop singer. Duh, he's so famous.
David: Ohhhh.................. (proceeds to look up Chris Moss on google but does not find any results).
by hollyjollychristmas November 7, 2011
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Post-concert depression

The feeling of depression after going to a really good concert. Usually involves depression over the fact that your lives purpose is now fufilled after seeing your favourite band. Also can involve depression over the fact that you might not see that band for a long time. The best remedy for post-concert depression is going to shows with local bands, as they tend to play more often and will keep you sustained.
"That concert was so good!"
"Yeah but now they won't be back for a long time."
"Oh man, that blows...I've got like, post-concert depression now!"
by Zarkron the Conquerer March 12, 2006
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Conceptualosis

Something will only happen when you don't expect it to happen. Alternatively; if you expect something to happen it will not
In class when you expect to be picked for a question you’re not, but when you’re not expecting to be picked you are this is conceptualosis.
by Youhoesdunno April 11, 2017
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