computer 

The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.

Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses

Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn

computer by Nick Valadao July 26, 2004

Computer 

A device where you can watch pornos

I want to watch some porn on my computer

Computer by Jose espanolahahaha October 23, 2017

computer 

i love you so much😍

i computer you

computer by kamaaina April 5, 2022

Computer 

A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.

Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.

Computer by IDon'tEven July 12, 2014

computer 

A mathematical genius that everyone nicknamed the computer
A large box like or now days a slim screen that lights up made to help in daily life
Your new phone

Lol my phone knows everything about life its like a mini computer

computer by SgtFish November 13, 2014

Computer 

Place to work.
And eat.
And have fun.
And rest after work.
New man's best friend.

Dude, this morning i watched that YouTube clip! Then I went to job, did some stuff in Word, and later that evening i watched a movie on my computer. I don't love my dog anymore.

Computer by HastaLaVistaBaby October 17, 2012

Computer 

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.

Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.

Computer by Dope420 January 15, 2017