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Companion

Companions are supposed to watch the Emmys together. No exceptions. This is the place to look it up.
Companion A: *is in Berlin during the Emmy weekend*

Companion B: *is obligated to travel to Berlin and watch the Emmys with Companion A*
by DJ1998 September 19, 2017
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eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear
now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007
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The Sloping Companion

A defunct Wordpress blog from an arrested criminal that was a class of 1994, at Glenbard East who ran into classmate who eventually wrote the true crime yarn, The Cabbie Homicide -- as this one is a chronicled big name fan of the jam band Phish. Noted everyone else knows they are less than talented as they replaced The Grateful Dead in the 1990s. Their fanbase are known as phans as they also follow the act infamous for dumping 800 pounds of turdage on unsuspecting tourists. The light blue blog has appeal in underground heavy metal communities as being the counterpart to Fox News Channel and CBS News -- the candid life blogger with real reporting.

Known as a guilty by association in the Something Awful plagiarism incident that the goon got caught doing as the subject of "Pastor's Spouse" was also freight-trained for also covering up for it.
The light blue blog in 2014 had an investigative report of a classmate blogger behind the wordpress presence of The Sloping Companion as he later found that some were bitching about his fraud practices around the same time this came up. The wife at the time came and revealed that he knocked her up when she was just eighteen as he was a borderline pedophile -- he tried to sue the author of An Eye In Shadows for ten large, as this one threatened to cannibalize him like a Portillo's Hot Dog, in another blog entry the author took a barb implying if he wants to enjoy the taste of human meat, hands him a cleaver, suggests him to cut off his own limbs and cook them up in the back.
by illinoishorrorman May 9, 2018
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boon companion

your butt-buddysomeone you pack fudge with,usually used to describe Broke Back Mountain type of people
"Why don't you run back to your litte boon companion Mark, Irving???"
by BwareDaBrazilian May 15, 2006
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companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.
One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
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companion planting

Companion planting is the cultivation of certain kinds of plants together in the same area, especially if one species will benefit from another, as planting an insect-repellent plant in a vegetable garden.
I am companion planting tomatoes in my garden.
by a girl from HAHS yr 7 2010 7D September 4, 2010
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Companion tension

As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz March 1, 2012
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