Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.

I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.

by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018

comcom

A sexy waifu of Quotient in SSD, likes to be called that way

'Comcom I need you~~'

by piesie April 3, 2021

Comception

The date at which you joined the OG Com / was rebirthed as a Com member

Charles minecraft: I was comcepted in 2020!

Gormanwalguscraft: That's nothing Silly boy. I was comcepted in 1995.

Gavin: My parents sent me off to CraftCamp for my Comception.

by Lukedthe hacker February 15, 2023

Comcuber

a silly little cucumber :)

“bro check out this comcuber, it scares cats away 🚗 “
“I don’t care Bernard”

by mikan tsumiki is hot June 5, 2023

Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.

Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(

by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009

Comcasting

To subtly, steadily increase someone's monthly bill, with the hope that they won't notice the month-to-month increase. Often used in conjunction with vague services fees and deceptive promotional periods. Considered widely to be the douchiest form of accounting.

Goddamnit, every month my bill goes up by $3-$4 because of some bullshit fee, and the only way I can get my bill back to where it was is by spending 2hours arguing on the phone. They are really comcasting us.

by bradybjr March 27, 2015

comcasting

Used to describe a request with an unrealistic turnaround time. Derived from the comcast commercial where the woman orders a latte then immediately asks "where's my latte"

Can you write a report on the history of the world...is that report on the history of the world ready yet? - Comcasting

by Robness December 28, 2006