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The perfect drink to late night diner runs. Can be easily killed and can taste like bath water when you add too many creamers. Some people show a high desire love for the drink.(see example)
Lindsey: "COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE I LOVE COFFEE!"
Coffee by Molemon December 16, 2008
That brown liquid you see your dad drink every day. Smells good
Coffee is for old people
Coffee by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016
Coffee Is A 100% Legal Drink Most Commonly Drinken By “Finnains”
“Hey Fin Wana Go do Math?”
“Nah Coffee’s cheeper
“I ment meth..”
I know
Coffee by NotRayden September 3, 2019
1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.
coffee by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005
One that is coughed upon.
I have coughed on you, you are now a coffee.
Coffee by Andrew Cham July 21, 2008
1. A tasty morning drink made from coffee beans.
2. Sex, ~from the wrong side of the cup: Anal Sex, ~from the wrong side of the manly cup: gay sex
"You wanna come have some coffee?"
"Hey, he's been having coffe from the wrong side of the cup!"
coffee by Headless Chicken June 8, 2005