Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.

The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.

by SuctionHead July 16, 2010

Clusterbama

A political policy that is a clusterfuck.

The economic "stimu-lie" is a total clusterbama.

by Mackerel Daddy March 3, 2010

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

cluster fuck

Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

The planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck.

by Rick Maize September 10, 2003

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 4, 2009

Clitteraide

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.

Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011

clunter

a person who gets fingered/fingers a girl

“go clunt yourself”
“that girl is a clunter!”

by illy_arlene April 29, 2021