Clawstrophobic

Extremely averse to the spiked seltzer revolution. White Claw, Truly, Press, and others as the list goes on.

Gimme an IPA, I’m clawstrophobic and don’t drink that shit like bitches do.

by deiseljuveeee October 11, 2019

clawset

This is where you symbolically hide when you drink White Claw or similar lame alcoholic seltzers. Avoid the shame and ridicule until you get caught drinking one!

I saw Barry drinking a White Claw last night, glad he's finally out of the clawset!

by mfcohiba January 19, 2020

Clawscale

A ranking system hugely popular among teenage boys. Used to define the attractiveness of a female by stating how many White Claws you would need to consume in order to have sex with her.

Dude, she kinda bhad but idk..

Yea that’s like a 7 or 8 on the Clawscale for me man

by Freggsmash April 23, 2021

clayskarl

clayskarl also known as alex is a hot, pretty, funny, best humor, person they are on tiktok and is a multi editor

clayskarl is my favorite editor

by jacqbsv July 15, 2021

claws

claws is wen ur typing is bad (the words r all mucked up). so basically u cant understand wth the person is saying lol

Dodo Elmo 4: Yay me cnt waot 4 dat bro she so mrna man
Dodo Elmo 1: Xd wot
Dodo Elmo 3: Ikr, she make no sense
Dodo Elmo 2: clawssss

by dodo elmo1 November 9, 2021

clawsson

last name of a annoying teacher that gets angry at you for being a minute late

Ms. Clawsson is so annoying.

by missingwastaken November 10, 2021

clayscum

a very pogchamp person named froggie who has an over obsession with their boyfriend, clay.

“did i tell you about my friend @clayscum on tiktok?” “no?” “heres them!”

by avacopaslol September 4, 2021