clawset

This is where you symbolically hide when you drink White Claw or similar lame alcoholic seltzers. Avoid the shame and ridicule until you get caught drinking one!

I saw Barry drinking a White Claw last night, glad he's finally out of the clawset!

by mfcohiba January 19, 2020

Clarset

When you have so many clothes and random crap in your car that you can live out of it.

I haven't cleaned my car in 5 years, it has now become a clarset.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009

clawsturbate

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

clauset

That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.

I just got back from the mall and put all the presents in the clauset before my kids got home

by zingerhoff August 19, 2013

Clausetophobic

A person that has a fear with Santa clause

Clausetophobic is a person who is scared of Santa clause

"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob

by Theunknownone December 30, 2014

Clawser

A word originated in a small town in NJ meaning wack, dirty and stank.

Oh Daddy Long Legs called that boy clawser!!

Son you dirty, as a matter of fact you clawser.

by DDL a.k.a Kizzy April 8, 2011

clawstrophobic

How a cat gets if you hold or play with him too long and he needs some space.

Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".

by QuacksO November 23, 2018