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Clarset
Clarset by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009
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clawset • clawstrophobic • Clarset • clauset • Clausetophobic • Clawser • clawsturbate • just clawse • clause-trophobia • claws the law
clawsturbate
To masturbate with a claw or pincer.
Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).
Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).
clawsturbate by MarcT October 14, 2009
clauset
That special closet where you hide Christmas presents in hopes that your children will not find them until they are put under the tree.
clauset by zingerhoff August 19, 2013
Clausetophobic
Clausetophobic is a person who is scared of Santa clause
"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob
"Ho ho ho" -Patrick
Stop it Patrick your scaring him" -spongebob
Clausetophobic by Theunknownone December 30, 2014
Clawser
Clawser by DDL a.k.a Kizzy April 8, 2011
clawstrophobic
Garfield seems to get wildly clawstrophobic for no reason at all, yet he also gets mad if he dioesn't receive **enough** attention from Jon... as usual, dat "hapless human" can't win when trying to satisfy/appease "da Presidential namesake of da feline world".
clawstrophobic by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.