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Clart

Nonce, a person who nonces, known to be - Nonce.
You just went full Clart, never go full Clark. Now then Now then, Clart.
by BigGreenDildo July 22, 2021
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Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.
When substituted for fuck-
What the clart?!”
Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”
by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019
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Clart

Where one passes gas into a girls clit for sexual stimulation
imma Clart up your pussy so you blow up like a balloon
by Deven lu June 28, 2023
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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
by ShrekIsMyCity June 2, 2024
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Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
by janid November 21, 2024
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023
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