Chromebook

A Chromebook where you watch porn and have sex with your gf

;Chromebook : how is it going; : dude penis

by Bernie gaga gaga March 14, 2018

The Chromebook Challenge

a viral tiktok trend that encourages braindead students to stick a paperclip or pencils into a chromebook port, causing a short circuit and possibly a fire. some schools had to evacuate and some have even been charged.

person 1, im gonna stick some pencils into my chromebook port. what could possibly go wrong
me - what?
person 1 - *sticks pencils and paper clips into the port*
*chromebook explodes and bursts into flame*
*school burns down
fbi - wheres person 1
*person 1 gets arrested*
me - bruh, thats the chromebook challenge, whats wrong with you

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 16, 2025

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright

by User010 September 18, 2020

chromebook

One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.

john: oh man chromebook scary
chromebook: chromebook love you
john: oh no yay

by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025