Chicken

When school Admin lose their minds over nonexistent problems, off of the assumption that kids are inherently up to no good and immature.

"The school Admin caused outrage by refusing to let the students put harmless, meaningful words on their senior shirts, because they assume everything is slang for something bad."

"The new principle refused to let the student put her own name on her shirt, as the urban dictionary said it was slang for 'long penis'"

"Hey, lisa, the internet says chicken means cocaine. Let's ban it."
"I really think that the loud just likes chicken, mary-"
"No it's slangfor cocaine ban chicken, chicken is evil. Kids are evil, and now the internet says that Everything means penis. We must now only use Morse to communicate-wait, now morse means penis too. Fucking children....cunt ass bitches! Don't they know cursing makes them Satan?!"

by Katalinacat September 10, 2018

chicken

chicken

"chicken"

by chicken9/11 May 17, 2023

Chicken it

A cool and beautiful person, like a chicken that is "it"

"Yo, I think you're very chicken it."

by AmbitiousPP April 21, 2022

Chicken

An underrated creature that is the perfect fit for a pet.

WOW! You have a chicken? i wish i had one

by Chickenmcnuggetsbecauseyes June 9, 2019

Chickens

The name of the Nevada's most elite army, home to thousands of trained warriors, ready to strike at Nevada's command, also live underground next to the Hens.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that attack on the white house.
Guy 2: Yeah bro, like totally, it was those sneaky Chickens.
Guy 1: woah bro.

by NotNevada April 26, 2019

Chicken

me

Friend: Youre such a chicken
Me: Ik :)

by Jullxcin January 14, 2019

chickening

the act of being an absolute vibe or a complete clown. there is a huge difference. you will know which category you fall into trust me.

i’m about to leave him on open- person 1
that’s chickening- person 2

by ididntask333 July 4, 2020