Chicago Style Blowjob 

When ya girl gives you a blowjob, but your ween is in a hot-dog bun with
Mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog).
Be careful with this one, no one wants to go to the hospital from a bit d*ck.

My girl was really hungry and I was really horny, so I let her give a Chicago Style Blowjob.

Chicago Style Blowjob by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

the chicago stomper 

When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.

I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.

the chicago stomper by brad early October 14, 2009

chicago shits 

a massive amount of diarrhea, do in part to chicago style food.

Frank: "Yo, is Mark comin to class today?"

Matt: "Nah, he's got a mad case of the chicago shits."

chicago shits by not false December 26, 2007

Chicago Sunroof 

The act of taking a shit in a car via the sunroof. To make this official, there must be kids inside but the act of doing must be done so without prior knowledge of anyone being present.

Jimmy McGill Chicago sunroofed a mustang. Unbeknownst to him, there were children present.

Chicago Sunroof by Hotty McScotty McBoogerballs April 7, 2015

chicago steampump 

The Chicago Steampump is a unique act. This is the fetish in which two lovers have sex and one lover has a large penis. The man with the large penis furiously gives anal to the other lover till they rip the lovers stomach open. Causing the acid to pour out on the large penis.

Man I wanna give that girl a Chicago Steampump.

chicago steampump by daleppard August 7, 2014

Chicago Style Surprise 

This is the Chicago Style Blowjob, Surprise variant.
This time, instead of ya girl giving you a blowjob with you dick in a hot-dog bun with mustard, relish, onion, pickle, tomato, and celery salt, in that order. (But never ketchup, ketchup never belongs on a Chicago Style Hotdog), you put your ween in said bun and surprise her (or him, we don't judge) by sticking the Chicago Style Ween in her puss or Bunghole.

I was feeling a little spicy last night, and you know my girl likes surprises, so I gave her the Chicago Style Surprise.

Michael was being a real d*ck, so I gave him a Chicago Style Surprise he would never forget.

Chicago Style Surprise by NateTheOriginal June 2, 2017

Chicago Soup Kitchen 

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

Chicago Soup Kitchen by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011