the occurrence or state when one leans over while wearing a jacket or coat (often with a front zipper) causing a noticeable bulge in the front of the jacket around the chest area, which often appears like an erect penis building underneath the clothing
"Bro, you better take that jacket off when you go to meet Brittany's parents, you're rocking a major chest erection."
by bigboi68 November 4, 2017
Get the chest erectionmug. by Nick Nicholas Nick October 18, 2008
Get the Sex Chestmug. by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
Get the Chest Pepperonimug. by Max. L January 19, 2008
Get the chest pattiesmug. A fat girl that would be flat chested if she were skinnier but has "tits" only because she is overweight. Based on her fatness, if she were a guy, the same "breasts" would appear. The Fat Chested girl is totally oblivious to the fact that she doesn't have actual "boobs" and stops at nothing to show off her "jugs".
"Daniella pleeeaaze, you don't even have tits, you're just Fat Chested. If you dropped forty pounds your chest would look like my little brother's back."
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
Get the Fat Chestedmug. by ry sly July 22, 2008
Get the chest cannonsmug. The way a classy sophisticated fellow might refer to a woman's vagina. As recently heard expressed by Jeff Koz on Millionaire Matchmaker, Season 2, Episode 4.
Brian: I could tell by the end of the date I wasn't going to be able to access her community chest.
Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.
Heather: Well, if it's any consolation to you, you can have some of my sourdough cheese sandwich.
by The Real Faulkner March 21, 2009
Get the Community Chestmug.