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Newton's Car Wash

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
by mreman91 November 20, 2010
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Swiss car wash

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!

Andy: Why?

Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.

Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 5, 2010
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Rock Star Car Wash

After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.
Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.
by Deeznutsbecleannow October 13, 2011
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kentucky car wash

When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?

Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
by Reva July 7, 2008
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Texas Car Wash

Any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business.
Seems like there's a Texas Car Wash on every corner this weekend.
by LadiesMan217 August 2, 2007
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Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.
Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."
by someguy283298 November 3, 2006
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Alabama Car wash

After a male has ejaculated into a female's vagina. The female gets on top of his chest and washes him in his own sperm. ;)
Meagan gave Shawn an Alabama car wash.
by Anezcooper April 19, 2015
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