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CANADIAN 

"I hate how canadian that guy is!"
CANADIAN by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canadian 

Canadian means a person who was born in Canada or a person who got a Canadian citizenship,because he/she lived in Canada,has no criminal background and speaks English/French or both.
Canadians do not like to hate,fight or go to war with other countries.
Exceptions are there,but exceptions are not examples.
Canadian citizenship and passport are legal in all countries.A Canadian citizenship is based on the law regardless of any civilian's opinion or attitude.
You can have your own way of life in Canada,as long as you don't hurt others or the nature.
Canadians don't like to hate others.Even if anybody hates them,Canadians still smile and don't take that person seriously,as they have better things to do.
Life in Canada is based on kindness and compassion.
Hate,racism,sexism,or any other form of discrimination belongs to people who don't have a life.
A good person minds his/her own business and doesn't try to harm anybody in any way whatsoever.
I am Canadian and my citizenship is not based on your opinion.
Canadian by Kermode Bear September 25, 2018

Canadian 

A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.
Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez

canadian: "SORRY"
Canadian by Bear stuck in zoo March 6, 2019

Canadian 

they don't exist
Canadian by brolishish May 13, 2019

Canadian 

A group of people who don't deserve rights. They think that they're so cool when they say aboot and eh. However, we know that their prime minister, justin trudeau is the only good thing going for their country because he really is a melanin king. they have poutine but other than that they're bad
Canadian by George_bush_did_9/11 November 12, 2019

Canadian 

A lumberjack who apologises for everything
Man: ‘drops phone’ Canadian: Sorry eh?
Canadian by EA big rob June 8, 2020