lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Calleigh

The person named Calleigh is so beautiful and can get any man. They don’t care what others say and will always act like a crackhead. She is fun loving and sometimes acts like a idiot. If a Calleigh is reading this, luv u sistah

Me: “hey Is your name Calleigh?”

Her: “yeah why?”

Me: “you are my automatic BFF and your amazing”

by U•A_cLoWn January 14, 2020

Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.

person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(

by Nicholas Kyrgios June 12, 2019

china called...

Usually on a forum, when a user posts a very long block of text, with no paragraphs for separation, it is very difficult to read and looks like a "wall of text".

The full version is "China called, and they want their wall back" (Referring to The Great Wall of China), but is usually abbreviated to just "China called..."

User #1 *A very long single paragraph of text*

User #2 China called...

by Ns5.X August 16, 2010

a tribe called quest

an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group.

lyrics include: "responsibility is something i can't deny, illegalities are a narcissists reply" and such. if you haven't listened to them it's never too late

a tribe called quest is on another level.

by bpmbrent April 25, 2009

The Caleb Finn Roach

The Caleb Finn Roach is a rare type of cockroach species. Specially is found in Australia. For a short time it was in the US but it was exterminated. So now the only place you can find The Caleb Finn Roach, is in Australia.

“Is that The Caleb Finn Roach?” “Yes it is.”

by AnImAl.scientist December 8, 2019

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009