budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

Low Budget

cheap, no money, poor

Yo! I can't handle this low budget shit!

by cocococo December 15, 2003

bidget

pushy mean small person

Suzie is under 5 feet tall, pushy and mean, she is a bidget.

by leapyear May 26, 2008

budgetarian

a person who lives on a budget, more inspired by philosophical and political beliefs than by financial necessity.

I'm not going to buy those or any other $500 shoes; I'm a budgetarian.

by Lil Howler July 22, 2008

low budget porn

Me, some girl, cheap-ass webcam, and a couple of roofies.

Jesus fuck this Rohypnol doesn´t eliminate the gag reflex!!!?
Puke Fiction II it is...

by Hanzo June 14, 2004

budget

n. Resource allocation plan, prescribed for specific duration; resource most commonly is money, but other resources such as food and even intangible resources like time can be allocated in a budget.

Yo 'sup! I've had a miserable time managing my money, 'cuz I been so muthafuckin' focused on keepin' up wid da bling! Werd.

by Truth2Power September 17, 2004

budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003