speed burglar

Someone who follows another driver who is speeding to prevent getting a ticket

Driver: hey lets follow the guy who just passed us
Passenger: Nah, he'll think you're a chicken shit speed burglar

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

Dirty Burglar

When a man breaks into another man's house while he's sleeping and aggressively sucks the sleeping man's dick and then runs away.

Clint pulled the Dirty Burglar on his neighbor last night.

by Samanthaleer February 1, 2019

Eivind Lunner Bruland

The man the myth, Eivind Lunner Bruland is the hottest person ever, he is the human with the longest dick ever. He is in relations with Kim lunner and his wife Laila Bruland, they are sexy sexy blowjob to Eivind all the time. He is a mastercock.

Omg! Look, he has a big dick! HE IS SUCH AN EIVIND LUNNER BRULAND

by StinaEgeland August 18, 2023

Cum Burglar

A surreptitious or malicious person, often female, who performs fellatio on non-single men in an attempt to malign their victims' girlfriend/partner or wholly steal them altogether.

That fucking cum burglar stole my boyfriend at Matt's party last night!

by Canada Chris September 8, 2006

turd burgler

When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there

by Kiser August 29, 2003

In-N-Out Burglar

One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.

Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."

by SaxGLaDiator June 19, 2011

booty burglar

someone who robs the nookie from an unconcious, lifeless, sleeping partner in the middle of the nite.

The booty burglar broke in again last nite!

by rjrumples January 11, 2009