by CD October 24, 2003
You're probably a nine year old who fakes depression, wants attention, and thinks you're the main character like.. shut the hell up
"My depression is worse then yours I listen to sad music, cry everyday, and have a depressed Burt Simpson pfp!"
"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"
"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"
"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
by Turkey but hot October 17, 2020
Taking an ice cream scooper and ramming up ones ass. This resembles something like a Baskin Robbins scooper that is shoved up someone's ass. The recipient of this act was subject to pain or pleasure depending on if they are a masochist or not.
Person 1: Hye, why do you have a ice cream scooper
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.
Person 2: Oh, yeah it's time to do the Burt Baskin Scoop tonight.
Person 1: Oh Hell No, this ain't a Baskin Robbins.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple
"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"
by AJAS November 06, 2009
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
by Pasty McWhitey April 12, 2007
The act of laying on ones side with the bottom arm and hand propping up the head with one leg extended and one leg bent, thus exposing the genital region. Generally performed by a male who is trying to illicit sexual interest from another male. It is generally performed wearing only a pair of briefs. It is reminiscent of a early 70's Burt Reynolds Playgirl pose. It is a completely gay move.
Next thing I know Scotchycockandballs is giving me a Burt Reynolds '74 and I think he wants to spoon.
What did you do?
I puked and left the room.
What did you do?
I puked and left the room.
by Ronaldson February 05, 2010
joe fell asleep at the party, and awoke to the remnance of shit in his mustache, the dirty burt reynolds
by mynutsneedcpr January 07, 2008