Pull-Out Burrito

The act of taking a huge shit in the middle of a pull-out sofa bed in a hotel room and then collapsing it back into a sofa and replacing the cushions as a gift for the cleaning service

we have to check out fast, I left the maid a Pull-out Burrito and the room is gonna start to stink soon

by doubledown10 June 30, 2016

cat burrito

A cat rolled into a towel, sheet, bubble wrap, etc. so that she resembles a burrito. A method often employed to give a cat medicine or clip her nails.

Gimme that towel over there so we can make Nickels into a cat burrito

by Kernel September 10, 2006

Gape Burrito

The process of using any item or object to gape her anus. With the anus gaped, you will insert a taco bell half pound burrito (or any other burrito of ATLEAST half pound status). After the burrito has been fully inserted into the gape, the burrito is now removed and the gape-ee is to eat the burrito, weather it be by her own will, or forced.

y0, me and Amanda went to Taco Bell last night and got some food, after we got home i made her a Gape Burrito. When her mom walked in on us, she wanted one too so i had to go back to Taco Bell!

by JaCKaL6996 May 18, 2010

five-man burrito

n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia

One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.

by "Magical" Bernie Hiller April 18, 2004

mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

by JHammy June 19, 2011

Burritoing

Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.

Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!

by Toasty Tortilla February 10, 2014

throw a burrito

A limp penis engaging in intercourse.

1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.

by BallerDeep August 12, 2009