Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

by nightranchers May 9, 2023

Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.

A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.

by Bumpkin nugget April 2, 2021

Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.

Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!

by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

bumpkin

a stupid ass dumbass who cant play minecraft for shit

bumpkin is a dumb shitprick who doesnt have minecraft skills

by swaggerpass July 7, 2021