The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

bumper bowling by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

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Bumper Shoot

Another word for an umbrella.

"It's raining again. I better grab my bumper shoot."

Bumper Shoot by JSmitty April 5, 2007

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bumper sticker

A small free speech zone that can be placed on the back of a car. All varieties of crude and rude attitudes can be displayed on a bumper sticker. While some supposed funny quotes are placed on some, most immediately lose their hilarity due to repeated use.

Bumper Stickers can also be used to attempt to change tailgaters opinions.

I sure hope my Jesus loves you bumper sticker converts that guy in the volvo!

bumper sticker by 6:47 AM December 28, 2005

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bumper sticker activism

As said by the Rockman in “The Point”; “A Point in every direction is the same as No Point at all”

Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!

bumper sticker activism by pendraggon December 9, 2008

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